May 2013
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
stuyles:
people who change their opinion just to be liked by other people are the worst kind of people
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
thearcanetheory:
cianur00:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
vaginafulloflegos:
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
snarg:
i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
sadfriends:
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.
ive-been-craving-you-more:
It sucks that the person I love the most is the person who has hurt me the most
